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talldon
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Posted on 04/28/2008

I get asked the same question often for some reason. "How tall are you?" And usually I know when it's coming, something about the look that people give when they're about to ask. But the best
was a lady that asked "Were you always this tall?" to which i replied. "Yep, I was born this tall, took my mom three days to deliver me and my dad slapped me for years after that. O by the way
here's your sign!"
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Posted on 05/01/2008


Quoting who:


I know how you feel Don. I'm 6'3" barefoot, but 6'5" with my boots on. Ever notice it's always the short women that want to dance with you.Then they hang on your neck like a pendant:)



Hey wait a min here I have to jump in I'm 5ft 10 not really short but it seems all the tall guys want short tiny women. Whats the deal. LOL
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Posted on 04/29/2008

LMAOOO! to the great combacks here. spit and pendant!
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Posted on 04/29/2008

Don, if anyone ever asks you "Hows the weather up there?" Spit on them and tell them "It's raining"
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Posted on 04/29/2008

I know how you feel Don. I'm 6'3" barefoot, but 6'5" with my boots on. Ever notice it's always the short women that want to dance with you.Then they hang on your neck like a pendant:)
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talldon
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Posted on 04/29/2008

Actually I wanted to be a jockey, but had a difficult time finding a horse tall enough. When I did find one we got stuck in the starting gate. After solving that problem I was disqualified at the finish line for being out a head of the horse. Seriuosly, I once was banned from shooting darts in Freeport,TX. They said I had an unfair advantage. My arm length! Doorways are a problem, but ceiling fans are a bitch. Doorways you normally only hit your head once. Ceiling fans hit you two or three times! But it really hasn't hasn't hasn't....
affected me, at all
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Posted on 04/28/2008

lol keep up the quick come backs if they are that silly to ask give them a good reply
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Posted on 04/28/2008

So Don, how tall are you? :p :) My first question would be...'did you play basketball??'

Just messing with you. Now you know how women feel when we get asked..'when is your baby due?' Never, I am just really fluffy in the middle. Or, 'are you a natural redhead?'
NO! I am an extremely unnatural one.' We humans do blunder a lot don't we?
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Posted on 04/28/2008

Well I AM jealous. Nobody ever asks me how short I am!!! :^)

DT
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Posted on 04/28/2008

hehe! I can relate. I always get asked about my red hair and green eyes: "Is that really your hair?" "Are those really your eyes?" "errrr....No. I borrowed them from the hair and eye exchange" geessshhh!
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